086 -> Car » laughing http://086car.com It's a guy's world, here's your map! Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:18:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 On games girls like to play, and my own willingness to please. http://086car.com/2009/09/11/on-games-girls-like-to-play-and-my-own-willingness-to-please/ http://086car.com/2009/09/11/on-games-girls-like-to-play-and-my-own-willingness-to-please/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:51:11 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=650 I’m gonna tell you something about girls and happiness son, so listen closely. If you want to achieve happiness with a girl, don’t strive to understand her; it’s best to just enjoy her for what she is, without putting too much thought into that which makes her tick. In a mysterious and timeless way, female mindsets are as far from our own male standpoints as night from day, or water from wine. Rather than dwelling in gender contrasts, I think it’s best to just learn to appreciate our differences.

Well, this is just something that has come to mind after having spent almost two hours watching my girlfriend playing some girl games on the Internet. Most of those games seemed quite pointless to me, but all the while my girl kept enjoying herself to no end, and praising all heavens to the oddest girliest games this side of Venus — via IM chat to her girlfriends– all of whom seemed to equally have enjoyed this website. Having realized that, I cannot help but posting this link – I wonder if my female readers will find this a worthwhile suggestion to occupy their idle moments? Why, rest assured: I aim to please! Even when I don’t have a clue about just why you get so pleased out of something as trivial… I aim to please, regardless.

]]> http://086car.com/2009/09/11/on-games-girls-like-to-play-and-my-own-willingness-to-please/feed/ 0 Ginastics antics: the amazing backflip faceplant! http://086car.com/2009/03/17/ginastics-antics-the-amazing-backflip-faceplant/ http://086car.com/2009/03/17/ginastics-antics-the-amazing-backflip-faceplant/#comments Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:17:53 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=84 If you’ve ever wished you could perform amazing acrobatics and flip around your body like a ragdoll, here’s some food for thought: be careful – if possible, be extra careful. As you can see, the dividing line between a backflip and a face plant is sometimes a little too vague for comfort. Take this dude in the video, for example: he seems to be doing just fine, and just then….!


Terrible Backflip Into Faceplant – Watch more free videos

]]> http://086car.com/2009/03/17/ginastics-antics-the-amazing-backflip-faceplant/feed/ 0 Dude… your girlfriend is an optical illusion!? http://086car.com/2009/02/04/dude-your-girlfriend-is-an-optical-illusion/ http://086car.com/2009/02/04/dude-your-girlfriend-is-an-optical-illusion/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:04:29 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=218 Now, beauty is a subjective concept, and I should begin by stressing that the real beauty is of course inner beauty, but… have you eve found yourself in this kind of scenario: your buddy surprises you by bringing along his new girlfrided – who he thigns is the hottest babe – and you just find yourself wondering “looks like a hag”? Well, the following video demonstrates this principle, with a rather curious twist. As a sidenote, do you enjoy watching optical illusions? Sometimes those things can get really disturbing you know!?

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So ironic and true at the same time. This is comedy not only because of the God Taboo, but because the accuracy of the ironic analysis Carlin does about Religion and God. This guy was really the best. He died in the 12th of May last year and he was well known for his black humor about politics, religion, sex and other taboo subjects.

]]> http://086car.com/2009/02/03/george-carlin-is-dead-but-not-in-our-hearts/feed/ 0 GW: Bad president, great party animal. http://086car.com/2009/01/22/gw-bad-president-great-party-animal/ http://086car.com/2009/01/22/gw-bad-president-great-party-animal/#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:13:43 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=164 Ah… good old G-Double-U. He might have been a lousy excuse for a president, but let’s face it: he was definitely one party animal. I mean, that’s one guy who’s obviously a lot of fun to hang around with and have beers with! He simply has a knack for finding increasingly surprising ways of making fun of himself, now doesn’t he? I’m telling you, that’s some uncanny skills, he’s got going there… must have been one hell of a party animal, during his college years. So here is our tribute to the former-Prez:

]]> http://086car.com/2009/01/22/gw-bad-president-great-party-animal/feed/ 0 Meet Kirby the Ravenous turtle! http://086car.com/2009/01/18/meet-kirby-the-ravenous-turtle/ http://086car.com/2009/01/18/meet-kirby-the-ravenous-turtle/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:57:20 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=154 If you think of turtles as a sluggish and boring kind of animal, maybe you’ve just been hanging around with the wrong kind of turtles… or maybe you’ve just never seen a really hungry turtle. If so, by all means click the play button down there, and get ready to witness a turtle within full-on munching. Wow, I don’t think that little fella has had anything to eat in a long while!


Kirby from Lucasberg on Vimeo.

]]> http://086car.com/2009/01/18/meet-kirby-the-ravenous-turtle/feed/ 0 The Sims: Live Action Movie version! http://086car.com/2009/01/03/the-sims-live-action-movie-version/ http://086car.com/2009/01/03/the-sims-live-action-movie-version/#comments Sat, 03 Jan 2009 14:00:43 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=121 If you’re a fan of the (some would say) utterly pointless video game hit “The Sims”, where it’s all about… well, doing everything you do in real life, except in a computer simulation; you might have been wondering how the infamous real life movie adaptation would turn out. Right? If so, then you need wonder no more, because I’ve just got access to this exclusive trailer. Rejoice! And, really.. there are so many video games out there that are actually good… maybe you’d like to try one of those, sometime?

]]> http://086car.com/2009/01/03/the-sims-live-action-movie-version/feed/ 0 Get yourself a Merry Christmas: Jon Stewart says so! http://086car.com/2008/12/26/get-yourself-a-merry-christmas-jon-stewart-says-so/ http://086car.com/2008/12/26/get-yourself-a-merry-christmas-jon-stewart-says-so/#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:28:54 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=86 Now that we’re over and done with the whole Christmas thing – for better and worse, I should say – I guess it’s time for a little reflection on the real meaning of the holidays. And when I say reflection, I actually mean “christmas-flavored hysterical laughing” – and in that note, no one better to deliver than good old Jon Stewart and his bunch of comedics. If you don’t know about the Daily Show, then get out from under that rock and get ready to witness something quite funny. Here it goes, gentlemen: our moment of Christmas Zen!

]]> http://086car.com/2008/12/26/get-yourself-a-merry-christmas-jon-stewart-says-so/feed/ 0 That’s real clever, Jacko! No one will recognize you, now. http://086car.com/2008/12/14/thats-real-clever-jacko-no-one-will-recognize-you-now/ http://086car.com/2008/12/14/thats-real-clever-jacko-no-one-will-recognize-you-now/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:07:01 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=39 The once-upon-a-time king of pop never does cease to amaze us, now doesn’t he? This time around, he figured out a way to get by unnoticed by the crowds; to achieve such feat, he resorted to using this ingenious mask. Thanks to his notorious(ly unexistent) stealth skills, he is now capable of going anywhere he wants without getting recognized by fans… right?

Isn't that clever!

Isn't that clever!

Well, unless you’re a fan of Zorro, that is! We must hand it out to this guy, though: he’s a natural, when it comes to drawing public attention. Maybe you should just embrace your talents, Jacko! I know a lot of people who go through a lot of trouble to try and get noticed… and you do it so naturally. Oh well, maybe this will start a new kind of trend, who knows. Check here for more awesome photos showing the new Jacko!

]]> http://086car.com/2008/12/14/thats-real-clever-jacko-no-one-will-recognize-you-now/feed/ 0 That's real clever, Jacko! No one will recognize you, now. http://086car.com/2008/12/14/thats-real-clever-jacko-no-one-will-recognize-you-now-2/ http://086car.com/2008/12/14/thats-real-clever-jacko-no-one-will-recognize-you-now-2/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:07:01 +0000 086 http://086car.com/?p=39 The once-upon-a-time king of pop never does cease to amaze us, now doesn’t he? This time around, he figured out a way to get by unnoticed by the crowds; to achieve such feat, he resorted to using this ingenious mask. Thanks to his notorious(ly unexistent) stealth skills, he is now capable of going anywhere he wants without getting recognized by fans… right?

Isn't that clever!

Isn't that clever!

Well, unless you’re a fan of Zorro, that is! We must hand it out to this guy, though: he’s a natural, when it comes to drawing public attention. Maybe you should just embrace your talents, Jacko! I know a lot of people who go through a lot of trouble to try and get noticed… and you do it so naturally. Oh well, maybe this will start a new kind of trend, who knows. Check here for more awesome photos showing the new Jacko!

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