086 Car!

Ok, this is crazy Tuesday and I’m doing one of my crazy rants. You know, like a make-believe game. Some times I feel it’s cathartic to just think of something crazy you could actually be doing with your life but you probably won’t. And I usually do this in Tuesday as a sort of writing exercise. So, let’s see. I have decided I’m going out to live in Canada, this time around.

Vancouver seems like a nice town. I’ve been there once and I kind of liked it. Once I get there I’ll need a new job, of course – and I think will become a Vancouver Limousine driver. How about that? People will see me walking down the street go like “hey, there goes that Vancouver Limo guy. He’s awesome.”

Then, all the cool girls in town will put together their money and make a raffle so that the luckiest three (or five, let’s make it five) of them could hire my limo vancouver services. And I would take them in the ride of their life, a truly classy ride. Does that sound crazy? Yeah, I guess. But there are many wonderful things of this green earth of ours that started as crazy ideas. What do you think they said to the first guy who came up with the idea of poking a hole on donuts? How about that other guy who invented PBJ sandwhiches? Back in the day everyone thought those people were crazy, and it turned out they weren’t.

So I don’t care what you say or how crazy it makes me look. I’m going to set a new course in my drive and become a Canadian limo driver. Or I’ll just go out and eat a donut. And maybe have some coffee and take a walk. Stranger things have happened, right?

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