086 -> Car

Don’t take me wrong dearest reader: I’m a huge fan of candy. In fact, that’s the whole problem here, when I suggest getting bulk candy may be a bad idea… at least for me. You see, not only do I have inordinate streaks of gluttony, but I’m also a terrible self-manager – especially when it comes to my sweet tooth. So, I’m really of two minds on this matter: I really like the idea of saving lots of money by buying candy in bulk. However, I’m not comfortable with the idea of having that much candy available in the pantry! Can you relate with my dilemma?

Well, I really feel like getting some candy now. Browsing a online candy store might not have been the best idea, for someone who is such a hopeless glutton as I am! Well, maybe I’ll just settle for feasting my eyes and drooling over this awesoe halloween candy… or even this delightful wedding candy, it sure looks delicious. Wow, right now I’d get one of each candy in that store, and just gobble everything down in a heartbeat! It’s a good thing I don’t own a candy store myself, otherwise I’d simultaneously get morbid obesity and go bankrupt. Oh well, I think I’ll just grab a snickers and try to thing about how nice it feels not being morbidly obese. >_<

Tags: candy, diet, eating, obese, sweet

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