Aug252009
Arrivederci America, I’m off looking for a brand new life!
Filed under living,thinking by 086 at 4:40 am on Aug 25 2009
Don’t you hate it when you say something stupid when you’ve had a couple of beers, and all your friends make fun of you? Aw, come on – no need to pretend, I know for sure everyone has the occasional slip up. It’s just one of those things… you’re sitting on a table with your friends, everyone is laughing and having fun talking about Europe and Italy and rome events… and then you happen to make a dumb remark about how you love those cool Gondolas. Sure, your friends could just point out that Gondolas are traditional in Venice, not in Rome. But that’s not really how it works, right? Needless to say, from that point onwards I was referred to as the Gondolian Jester. Well, whatever. I maintain that everyone has the occasional slip up. I just mix up words a lot, that’s all.
Anyway, after being ridiculed by all of my close, dear friends… I just feel like running away to Europe and make new friends. In fact, I’m already looking for some rome italy accommodation, and in fact I’ve come across some classy rome italy hotels in my research. So it’s arrivederci America, I guess!
… ha, who I’m I kidding. Even if I ran to Europe and started a new life, I’d probably run back to America after being mocked by all my European friends for saying something stupid like “Obama is the best Republican president in a long time”. I just mix up words a lot, that’s all… it might be a rare form of verbal dyslexia. Also, I might as well face it, I certainly tend to say a lot of stupid things – that’s just how I roll. Love me or hate me baby, there’s not much I can do about it, it’s just the way I am.
