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Praise the Platypus fanclub: Join here (courtesy of Speedee shirts)
Filed under living,lounging by 086 at 3:09 pm on Aug 21 2009
Okay, so this is how it happened: I was just visiting this custom shirts website called Speedee Shirts, and I felt an urge to get myself one of those. Then I realized the shirts would come out much cheaper if I ordered by the dozen. So I started thinking – and I mean, really putting my powerful mind to it… what worthwhile cause could I possibly come up with, that would entice random strangers to come together under a common goal?
Then, clear as lightning, fast as dysentery, the realization dawned upon me: I would fund what could possibly become the first Platypus fan club in the world! So, at this point the skeptics among you (I can spot you down there in the back) might be wondering… what’s so special about the platypus that would possibly be worth praising?
You poor, blunt souls. Do allow me to enlighten you: You see, the platypus is the single animal on earth that shares traits from all tree major families in the animal kingdom. It’s essentially a mammal which lay eggs like a bird, and spurs poison like a reptile. I mean, how cool is that? A platypus is like the swiss knife of awesome bestiality, and it’s certainly worth praising.
Well, anyway. I should say this speedee shirts website is also quite versatile and friendly; creating my custom shirts and processing the order was a snap! Real nice. Now I only need to wait for the postal service to do their thing, and I can start rounding up Platypus praisers such as myself. Once I achieve that… who knows what might happen next!? Amazing and unforgettable things, that’s for sure!
