Feb122009
Easy solution for USA financial crisis: RUN!
Filed under living by 086 at 6:40 am on Feb 12 2009
Ok, so I know running isn’t usually a dignified option, but let’s face it… in this day and age, who cares about dignified, anyway? It’s a jungle out there, and when we get down to the real matter, it’s all about self-preservation. And yes, we’re living in quite the bleak and troublesome times, in the United States of America. Sure, now we’ve got a decent president who actually looks like he’ll bring about effective and positive change… but still, the whole economy-salvaging drill can be a little excruciatingly time-consuming, so if you can’t wait to live in a country that’s not on the verge of financial collapse, I’ve thought of something that might help; here… I’ve annotated a little three-step procedure for your convenience:

First you’re going to look around this Toronto Business Directory while keeping an eye out for a way to support yourself in your new home nation; in the meanwhile you’ll start preparing yourself for your Canadian Citizenship Test, and finally you’ll also get ready for the G1 Practice Test… unless you want embrace public transportations as a way of life (which is by the way a commendable option). Yup, that’s your easy solution for facing the USA financial crisis: just run, man! Run like the devil is chasing you and never ever look back, not until you feel safely nestled among Maple trees.